chaosnewsinc:

How to pass time during the government shutdown 2019

yinx:

read a girl who dates books

forget-it-i-give-up:

Absolutely wild how we can just talk to God. Like we can talk to the Creator of the Universe about a n y t h i n g and He’ll just listen to us.

unlimitedburgerworks:

unlimitedburgerworks:

This blog is pro-Goblin

Reblog if you are pro-Goblin or are a Goblin

the-black-backed-gull:

Andrew: brother, we have found the Messiah

Simon Peter: really? Let me meet Him

…

Simon Peter: hi, my name is Simon

Jesus:

Originally posted by mrgoldsshopofhorrors

toseekandsave:

Heart hurts…

For clarity, my actual physical heart is hurting (per usual), but I’m not able to see a doctor or anything, so prayers would be appreciated

Heart hurts…

mothmancum:

haters will take pictures of me through a mirror around the corner of a hallway because the camera would otherwise be destroyed by radiation

mymandakat:

“Share if you aren’t ashamed of Christ!”

I’m not ashamed of Christ, but I am ashamed to be associated with note-baiters like yourself.

“let’s scare the devil by typing "amen”!“

That’s not how this works, susan

under-the-arch:

xubbs:

Guys I need prayers please theres a lot going on in my mind and in my life today and I just really need prayers thank you ♡♡♡♡

GIVE ME TWO FICTIONAL CHARACTERS AND I’LL TELL YOU WHICH ONE I’D RATHER DATE

toseekandsave:

artimies6:

toseekandsave:

When people ask what my type is, I’m just gonna show them this

@toseekandsave you’re a bird?

A pigeon, specifically, but yes

artimies6:

toseekandsave:

When people ask what my type is, I’m just gonna show them this

@toseekandsave you’re a bird?

A pigeon, specifically, but yes

epicurean-existence:

Using Honey or Sweetie to try to get twitter or tumblr owns is appropriating wholesome husband culture for nefarious purposes and I wont stand for it